i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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