Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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