btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
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