how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
