We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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