ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Randomize
