We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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