You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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