dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
I want to have your abortion
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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