fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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