Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
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