Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
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