You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Randomize
