I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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