im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Randomize
