Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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