? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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