Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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