I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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