On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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