I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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