My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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