Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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