Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
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