Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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