belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Me. At least after what I've been through.
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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