Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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