...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
It's blow job season.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
My vagina is very pro this idea
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