You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Randomize
