so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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