summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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