But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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