But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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