That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Randomize
