I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Randomize