Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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