The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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