I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
Randomize
