Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Never underestimate the power of titties
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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