Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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