Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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