Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Boobs speak an international language.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
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