I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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