I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
then he tried to convert me to islam
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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