how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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