I got her a Nickelback box set.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
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