I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
It all started with a game of naked twister.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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