yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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