Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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