FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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