You're so nebulous sometimes
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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