do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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