your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
