My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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