I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
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