Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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