just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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